Married and Divorceds is it true?

that there will no longer be blogs as of the 16th? I didn't even learn how to do one. I feel as though I missed out. Did I? It is being replaced with a pulse? What is that? Will I like it? Can I meet my future husband? I do not care if he is slightly used as long as we have chemistry and similiar core values. I don't want someone exactly like me. I have homicidal tendences, better if he is docile. I am here for the maturity. And to whom it may concern "It's not your G$%d*mned planet monkeyboy."